Review: Spider-Man- The Grim Hunt

This past Wednesday, Marvel released its final installment in the storyline The Grim Hunt. This was the big conclusion to the year-long, talent-laden march through Spidey's past and present bad guys, The Gauntlet, where Marvel either revamped the Spider-man's classic villains or swapped them out for sleeker, deadlier models. Tabbed as the dramatic rebirth of Kraven the Hunter, The House of Ideas pulled out all the stops, letting veteran Spidey scribe Joe Kelly and the talented Michael Lark craft this reincarnation. Surprisingly, Grim Hunt both fails to live up to expectations and astounds with some blatant nonsense.

Firstly, I will address Peter suddenly acquiring Swine Flu. We begin Hunt with Parker laid up in bed, apparently delirious and ravaged by a vicious case of this draining virus (only about six months removed from Swine Flu being on the front pages!). I say apparently because by issue four, mere hours later in the night, Peter seems right as rain when he is beating Kraven into submission. I understand the "flu" was used as a plot device to make it conceivable that Kaine, Spidey's pathetic clone, could knock him unconscious to perform his selfless deed of sacrificing himself for Peter. I just ask a little continuity in the story, especially within only an arc spanning four issues!

Then we come to Kaine the clone. A career C-Lister at best, Kaine basically commits suicide to botch the flesh and blood return of Kraven. We have been shown the consequences of what happens when the Kraven family tried to reincarnate Kraven's dead brother without using Parker's blood, turning the subject into a sort of were-lion. Yet apply the same principle to Daddy Kraven's big return, using a messed up clone's lifeblood, and we get- Daddy Kraven with a bad attitude. Wha?! Again, continuity dammit! I would have been cool with another were-lion thing and Mommy Kraven enraged with blood lust rallying the troops in a true Grim Hunt of Spidey. I mean what a twist, tease the return of Kraven the Hunter only to turn he and his brother into matching nightmare beasts. (Well okay, its not great, but better than what we get.) Kaine really sent me over the edge in true Mighty Marvel fashion- as the Epilogue (that's right folks, the Epilogue) is all we have to wait until Kaine rises from his grave with a new persona. Why does Marvel insist on keeping everyone on the roster alive? Killing someone in such a dramatic moment in the body of the story loses major impact when the same character rises from the grave in the last scene. That gag worked in Masters Of The Universe, yet it comes across as really cheesy in Grim Hunt.

There's only so much one could trash a four issue story arc, but this story was supposed to be this big must-read event. Spidey had seen such strife throughout The Gauntlet, to see Kraven's return reduced to such rubbish leaves Gauntlet ringing a bit hollow. Just imagine that the fuse is lit, anticipation building, only to watch the firecracker fizzle out. A dud. Such a shame considering the creative team. Joe Kelly is a favorite writer of mine, especially on this title in particular. Michael Lark was brilliant during his run on Daredevil, and he doesn't necessarily turn in a bad showing here. Lark just fails to make the work transcend the poor script as sometimes happens with a great artist. If you've invested the time to soldier through The Gauntlet, then you almost have to read Grim Hunt to see your reading through to its conclusion. Just don't expect much.

Dolan- Spend Wisely

I am here tonight to make an impassioned plea to Mr. James Dolan. For far too many years(16 and counting), my beloved Madison Square Garden has failed to raise a championship banner to the rafters. The Knicks have been woeful for well over a decade, riddled with cap missteps and one Isaiah Thomas. The Rangers, while competitive and a perenial favorite to reach the playoffs, have been mismanaged by the same cap malfecence perpetrated by the notorious Glen Sather. These franchises have remarkably found themselves ready to crack open Dolan's endless check book for two big money superstars. In each case, I think Dolan should hold on to his assets and wait for the right fit rather than the big splash.

-> The Knicks: Lebron James. Will he leave his home town? Will he go establish a championship dynasty in Miami on Wade's Heat? Or will he embrace Broadway? I am in the minority that thinks the Knicks should stay well away from this egomaniacal blowhard. "King James" has made a mockery of the free agent process with this three ring circus, complete with formerly self respecting owners, GM's and coaches groveling at his feet. While his talent is undeniable, his maturity and motivation are suspect. Besides, D'Antoni's style would be far more effective with a superstar point guard, a la Chris Paul. Grab CP3 in a trade, surround him and Amare with some more jump shooters and outscore everyone until you hit the playoffs. Then hit the market next year for that one last crucial piece to put the Knickerbockers on that championship level.

-> The Rangers: Glen Sather has a reputation of overpaying for players that are ill-suited to the organization. The problem is that during Glen's reign the Rangers have lacked an on-ice identity. Throwing Ilya Kovalchuk into such a situation would only exacerbate his worst attributes. Ilya is the king of the garbage time goal, amassing impressive goal totals in the least pressure filled situations. Invisible in the playoffs, practically invisible in his stay in Newark. You'd only know he was there when you watch him turn the puck over on the PP from the blue line. Kovalchuk has shown either an inability or complete lack of interest in developing a two-way game. The fire and passion Ilya brings to the ice is great to sell tickets, but such a flashy cap-choking contract is all fans will point to when the Rangers lack a center to feed him (or Gaborik) the puck or one of a half dozen other problems signing Kovalchuk does not address. If Glen's considering banishing Redden to Hartford to bid on Ilya, sack up, demote Redden, and use the cash to lock up Staal and Girardi.

So maybe Dolan shouldn't stray from shelling out the big money, he should really consider spending wisely. Making the playoffs every year fills the coffers, the financial and emotional rewards of a few championship runs to this city make it worth considering.

Review: Arkham Asylum- Madness

Welcome to Arkham Asylum, a home for both the Criminally Insane and the desperate and downtrodden fringe of society paid to house them. Where burned-out doctors walk the halls barring the Johnathan Cranes of the world to spread their own unique brands of madness. The walls have their own story to tell, however... Crafted deftly by the eccentric hand of writer/artist Sam Kieth, Arkham Asylum: Madness is an eerie 24-hour whirl through the famed haunted house of Batman lore.
Sam Kieth's artistic style, especially in his stellar Batman work, drew me to this book. But instead of the dark insanity that usually sprawls across the pages of a Keith-drawn Batman comic are replaced but a more fluid experimentation in the artist's technique. Still punctuated by trademark Joker close-ups we all come to expect from Sam, he has seen to evolve artistically. His characters are more clearly defined and the refinement really works. I particularly like his re imagining of Killer Croc. Aiding in his task is master colorist Dave Stewart, using his own deft touch to affect the book's tone. The story doesn't shed any new light on the psyche of this loony bin's inhabitants like Grant Morrison and Dave McKean's Arkham Asylum, Kieth instead focuses on how the house and its foreboding reputation play on the minds of its workers. The Joker doesn't help matters either as he unleashes a some new practical jokes on his caretakers.
Kieth's pacing and storytelling read like a great suspense filled horror movie rarely seen in the last ten years(at least). I've even mapped out this books creepy soundtrack in my head. Just think of the possibilities of using the Batman movie franchise on an idea of this magnitude: a horror movie set within the Batman universe, starring the Joker, with cameos from a long list of Batman's enemies, WITH NO BATMAN. I'll line up to see it twice. Will it ever happen? Doubtful. Perhaps as a sequel to an animated Arkham Asylum? Now I'm really nuts. But this book could pull it off, with a few small tweaks.
In name alone, AA:M will doubtlessly draw comparissons to the Morrison book of a similar name, they really have very little to do with each other. Same characters, new house, and a great read from the mind of my favorite Batman artist.

Rangers Free Agency Recap: Day One

July 1st is upon us! Free agency opened today at noon. Traditionally, Glen Sather takes this opportunity to brake out the Johnny Walker Blue Label, chain smoke a box of Macanudos that he lights with James Dolan's spare $100's while drunk dialing the free agent list and offering ridiculous sums to whomever answers. This July 1st turned out to be a little different this year. Perhaps Messier hid the "good stuff" today, because Glen more or less stuck to a list of needs.

- Rangers re-sign Eric Christensen and Vinny Prospal: These two were much-rumored to be returning. Can't really find much fault in these two. Christensen acquitted himself well playing well out of position as Gaborik's C. Prospal will have to find a way to avoid his "good year, bad year" career trend.

- Rangers sign Derek Boogaard: The Boogie Man comes to Broadway! Brings a familiarity to Gaborik and a whole lot of ass-kickery. Excellent signing. Interesting that the Rangers couldn't re-sign Jody Shelley after he showed all signs toward wanting to come back.

- Rangers sign Martin Biron: Marty is an outstanding goalie to back Lundqvist. He is a great locker room presence and has never really get a fair shot at a starting job outside of Philly, who goes through goalies like Heidi Montag tries out new body parts. Biron has now joined a short list of men who have played for all three NY franchises.

So Glen made it through day one without throwing a ridiculous contract offer at someone or trading away our future to bring in Spezza. Now if only the Sather can lock up Staal and Girardi long term. Hopefully, Mess will hold onto the key's to Mr. Dolan's liquor cabinet and let us start building a championship level franchise.